Should I be worried? I’m saying this because Smell-belle came home and as she always does, she went straight to the fridge for a drink, orange juice is her tipple when shes not out on the razz, I was cooking dinner and she gave me a look, it was one of those “MOTHER WTF” looks, you know the ones, the look that makes you feel like you have just trashed the world in one fell swoop and forgotten to get extra baby-wipes.
“you do know all the smackheads drink that mum” she said, “do they”… “yes mum” … “oh” I replied, and?
Smell-belle is a 20-year-old booze snob.
I just thought I’d share, bottoms up!